About: I'm just going to go and force you to read the text below. :>

Hello, my dearest one. My name is Ariana and I will definitely enjoy your company. I am sixteen years old but I do not think like it, except for when my dear mother refuses to buy me Honey Stars, because we all know that shit is the bomb. I read literary books a lot, because I believe they make me seem smarter when people read my non-existent 'Books I Have Read' list. I like to watch movies and waste time reading instructional articles on how to better myself. They don't work, obviously. I have a peculiar sense of humour and all my friends have it, too. I'm a very difficult person and sometimes I give up on myself, but only after a cup of peppermint tea. I'm a terribly bitter person and I'm in an endless quest for company. Not at all desperate and pretentious, aren't I?


We should totally get together soon and have hot and dirty copulation.