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Having parents with different views is confusing as fuck.

lol trying to control my ‘nervous breakdown’ right now

because my mom just sent me a message in all caps

she angry doe

halp pls

andrvw:

braindamagedd:

blowjob jokes arent even funny.

dont bring that shit around me. 

this one is hard to swallow

(via ignorantatheist)

hanging out at the lake + teebs + marl. crisp mints + dr pepper and sour cream & onion lay’s + a copy of fight club

equal(s?) a pretentious piece of shit

which is me

man i would spend every minute of my waking life doing just that if it were up to me

(via sexwithsnakes)

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fuk me

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see u there

ok!!!!!!

i just planned my first date in my head

none of that dinner out type shit

i want less talking, more watching of pulp fiction and listening to sonnymoon

and after more making out and stuff

guy’s gonna be a one lucky mofo

man saturday night/sunday morning made me want a makeout buddy even more

omg did you guys realize

slut is an anagram of lust

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hi look at today’s lunch it’s so fucking healthy that it makes me wanna drink a gallon of dr pepper please (Taken with instagram)